“Where are Angel Fish and Super Ninja?”

I’d like to think I’m up on these things, but Chuck Norris?! Where’d this resurgence come from? I’ve been hearing about all the great things Chuck Norris can do, like how his tears can cure cancer, for months at work, and more and more these facts keep coming up in daily life. Now I’m seeing the old Chcuk Norris Karate Kommandos cartoon on adult swim. Oh, it’s pretty awesome, but I feel like I somehow missed out on this wave of mania that’s swept the country.

Ah yes, April Fools Day, I always forget.