Grade A Dark Amber Maple Syrup is highly overrated. I’m glad to be free of it.

Currently listening:
Ultimatum
By The Long Winters
Release date: 11 October, 2005

…no one says anything about your haircut

hey, why am I the only guy here wearing a boa?

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Blood runs through your veins
that’s where our similarity ends

Currently listening:
Blood Pt.1
By Editors
Release date: 12 July, 2005

I’ll admit my naivete. What the hell is the tiny pocket inside the pocket for? Hard candy perhaps? A peppermint or maybe one of those root beer barrel things.

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“once I dated an actor, she was working on a play;
by opening night we had nothing left to say to each other
it hit the wall, it was not resilient
she said that she was hungrier than I was brilliant
and who the hell was I to disagree?

didn’t you used to be someone who meant something to me?”

Currently listening:
Little by Little (with Bonus Disc)
By Harvey Danger
Release date: 13 September, 2005

I’m fulfilling my life long dream of being a bartender here at my company’s client party (ok, I haven’t set my sights that low, no offense life-long bartenders). It’s KA-RAAZZY

edit 9:18 pm: holy shit, it’s only 9?! I’m such a tool.

edit 11:46 pm: No, really, I’m a huge tool. And I’m exhausted. But I made 6 bucks in tips, suckers (5 others went to Andrew helping me out, ironically he doesn’t drink at all and knows nothing of alcohol.) *Sigh.